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Ty Lee's torture(Weelad is still suck in a prison cell)
Ty Lee: Rise and shine cutie!
(Weelad wakes up)
Weelad: What do you want?
Ty Lee: We searched the place where you told us where the Avatar was. He wasn't there! Which means you've been lying!
Weelad: It took you 3 days to figure that out? You guys must be a bunch of dumbasses.
(Ty Lee turns around pulls her pants down)
Ty Lee: How is this for dumb! (Ty Lee lets out a huge fart)
Weelad: Ugh! How did you give out that much gas? I've seen a room full of dynamite that doesn't let out that much of an explosion!
Ty Lee: That's nothing. (Ty Lee holds her butt closer to Weelad's face) Now tell me where
Ty Lee Farting Request(Nazaru sits on his throne listening to his sisters' report and starts to feel drowsy)
Verona: So as you can see brother War has increased in the European region.
Aleera: And the death toll from diseases is higher than last year.
Nazaru: This news pleases me. (yawn) But I think I'll retire to my chamber and will see you tomorrow.
Verona & Aleera: Sleep well your highness.
(Nazaru walks into his bedroom and sees Ty Lee there)
Ty Lee: Hey Nazi Pooh. What brings you here?
Nazaru: I'm going to sleep.
(Nazaru goes into his bed and falls asleep)
(An hour passes and Ty Lee starts to get bored)
Ty Lee: Gee I wish there was something to do.
Ino Sakrura Fart Request(While in the bathroom, Naruto unravels a scroll and tries to practice a new jutsu)
Naruto: Oh boy! This jutsu is going to open new doors for me! (Naruto does hand signs) Ninja secret art! Shrinking jutsu!
(Naruto shrinks to the size of a pen)
Naruto: Alright! (Naruto suddenly slips into the toilet) Oh no!
(Two people go into the bathroom, its Sakura and Ino)
Ino: (Stomach grumbling) Oh man! I told you we shouldm't have eaten Choji's chili special!
Sakura: It hurts so bad we couldn't even make it to the girl's bathroom! I'm going first!
(Sakura pulls her pants down and places her naked ass on the bathroom)
Naruto: What is g
Marline Torturing Request(In her forest, Marline, the centaur, goes around fetching berries)
Marline: Ah, this so relaxing! At this rate I'll hve enough berries for the big feast.
(Suddenly when Marline tries to get the last berry she feels someone else tugging on it)
Marline: What gives? If someone is trying to get my berry, they better let go or else.
Woman: Who said that?
(Marline pulls out the berry and sees that it a woman with her 2 sisters)
Marline: Hey this my berry bush! And I don't like people picking the berries, let alone eat them.
Sister 1: You eat them, don't be greedy!
Sister 2: We'll eat whatever we want!
Woman: So why don't you trot off and
Starfire Bodily Noises Request(While the Teen Titans were in pursuit of the criminal Mad Mod, Starfire stayed behind to try to wake Beast Boy out of his coma)
Starfire: Don't worry Beast Boy, thaks to the advice Cyborg gave me, I should be able to wake you up!
(Beast Boy starts to drool)
Starfire: Lets see. Perhaps I should try the burp noise.
(Starfire opens her mouth and lets out a small burp)
(Beast Boy remains hypnotized)
Starfire: Maybe I need more soda to produce a louder burp.
(Starfire spots a vending machine)
Starfire: Oh great device of snac carryng, please give me some of your beverages so that I might wake my friend.
(Starfire doesn't get a soda and g
Ty Lee's Invitation 2(Toph, Ty Lee, and Jason are at a snack stasnd drinking cranberry juice)
Toph: So you're getting married huh? Never thought you were the settle down type. Especially with someone like Nazaru.
Ty Lee: He's been really sweet to me and I was hoping you would come.
(Toph gives off a loud fart)
Toph:I don't know. If you haven't noticed, I'm not the type that attends something as formal and proper as weddings.
Ty Lee: But your a part of the Bei Fong family. You must've been taught some manners.
Toph: True, but I don't like using it. (Toph sees Ty Lee starting to cry and sighs) But if I suppose if it means that much to you, I'll go. Who knows
Renamon Farting Request(Inside a small hutt, two female digimon were sleeping)
(One was a lucious fox named Renamon, the other was an exotic looking spider named Arukenimon)
(While the two were sleeping another amphibious looking girl named Ranamon was sneaking into the two digimon's room)
Ranamon: (Putting some make up on her hands) Oh I can't wait to see the look on these two sugar dumplings with this clashing makeup on their faces!
(Ranamon tires to put the makeup on Renamon's face but trips on Arukenimon's leg)
(Suddenly Renamon and Arukenimon wake up)
Renamon: Well if isn't that trouble making Ranamon.
Arukeinmon: Looks like she was try
Nazaru and Ty Lee's Night(At the Lee's dinner table, Nazaru and Ty Lee sit across from her parents)
Ty Lee: I feel uncomfortable with this silence Nazi Pooh. Do something!
Nazaru: Right. Um...so Mrs. Lee, I'm hoping we can put this aside and be the family Ty Lee wishes us to be.
Fo Lee: (Eats Lobster) Ty Lee how could you do this marrying this...abomination?
Ming Lee: Honey!
Nazaru: What did you say?
(The house starts to shake and dishes start to smash)
Ty Lee: Easy Nazi Pooh! (Rubs Nazaru shoulder) Dad didn't mean it.
Ming Lee: Nazaru, since you're the king of the Shadow Realm that would make Ty Lee your queen?
Nazaru: That is correct. I feel Ty
I wonder if you're enjoying
the curvature of her back.
The spine, a row of ossified crowns
crowded and curved around that defining neural superhighway;
that extension cord,
adventurously connecting the visceral
to the peripheral.
The horseshoe crab vertebrae
scuttle to break through skin at your touch;
a defining shiver.
I see your hands
around the rounded hills of her shoulders.
Scapulae jutting out with the extremity of the bend,
like a chicken's wings.
And the bands of these dorsal muscles
stand up like wings,
cast shadows in the dimples of the pelvis that she lifts;
that will fold o
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