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(In her living room, Elise drinks some hot choco and looks at the clock)

Elise: She should be here any second now. (Suddenly hears roaring rocket engines) Yes, she's here!

(Elise goes outside and sees a spaceship piloted by Samus)

Samus: (Boards off the ship) Elise, are you ready?

Elise: You bet. Is the guy ready?

Samus: He better be. (Giggles) Cause we're going to have fun with him regardless.

(Samus and Elise go into the house, then Samus puts a box on the table, opens it, and reveals a little guy codenamed:R, who was sleeping from the long trip)

Elise: How did you get him to be so small? Did you shoot him with a shrink raygun no.

Samus: No, I used a shrink cannon, it makes the effect last longer. So lets play rock paper scissors to see who sits on him first.

(Samus & Elise play the game and Elise wins)

Elise: Yes! My turn! (Turns her back to R) Bombs away!

R: (Feels the pressure of Elise's buttt on him, which wakes him up) What the? Where am I? (In pain) Why is there a butt on me?

(Elise farts on R)

Elise: For a little guy, you sure ask awfully big questions.

R: Samus, you told me that was being shrunk for a special ops mission.

Samus: You do have a mission! (Sits on R and wiggles her big, round butt) Your mission is to last long enough....(Lets out 4 loud farts) while we have fun with you!

Elise: My turn. (Sits back on R) I got a bit of gas in me, so you might want to brace yoursef!

(Elise lets out 20 long and loud farts)

Samus: Elise, quit hogging R!

R: (Begining to feel dizzy from the farts) You know...I this maybe the gas talking, but I'm begining to enjoy this.

Samus: (Scoots over next to Elise) Boy, you really need to watch just what you say! 1..

Elise: 2...

Both: 3 (The two let out a thousand farts, and the thousandth being as massive as a mini nuclear explosion)

R: that all you got? I can take it! I can take anything- (Lose consciousness)

Elise: Darn! Should we keep farting.

Samus: Yeah! I've been on 5 missions without a single break. I deserve this. He'll wake up eventually.

(Samus and Elise continue to fart on R, not caring if he woke up or not for the rest of the night).

Elise: My turn
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adeojo16 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
>_< KOOL...
Nazaru Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011
WackyChan77 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2010
That was a pretty awesome story, Nazaru.
Nazaru Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2010
Sure pal.
Shikeiru Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2010
Great story!
Nazaru Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2010
Flashshadow Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010
Well that was a fun read. :D
Nazaru Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010
Check out the story he did for me.
Flashshadow Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010
Sure thing, dude. :D
Random4811 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Student General Artist
Thanks =D I liked it
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