|Deviant Login||Shop||Join deviantART for FREE||Take the Tour|
Ino Sakrura Fart Request(While in the bathroom, Naruto unravels a scroll and tries to practice a new jutsu)
Naruto: Oh boy! This jutsu is going to open new doors for me! (Naruto does hand signs) Ninja secret art! Shrinking jutsu!
(Naruto shrinks to the size of a pen)
Naruto: Alright! (Naruto suddenly slips into the toilet) Oh no!
(Two people go into the bathroom, its Sakura and Ino)
Ino: (Stomach grumbling) Oh man! I told you we shouldm't have eaten Choji's chili special!
Sakura: It hurts so bad we couldn't even make it to the girl's bathroom! I'm going first!
(Sakura pulls her pants down and places her naked ass on the bathroom)
Naruto: What is going on?
(Sakura uncontrollably farts and poops in the toilet and Naruto gets hailed by it)
Sakura: Oh my God! (Continues farting)
Sakura: (Sighs) Thats a little better.
Naruto: (Comes up for air) Man it smells like Grandma Tsunade's underwear!
Ino: Ok its my turn now! (Ino places her naked butt on the toilet and and releases a flood of poop and
Sally Fart on Sonic Request(At her home, Sally picks up the phone and makes a phone call)
Sally: Hey Sonic are you there?
Sonic: Yeah. Whats up Sally?
Sally: I'm a little lonely, can you come over right quick?
Sonic: Sure I'll be right there in 5 mins.
Sally: Ok. (Hangs up) 5 minutes? Thats a little slow for him!
(Suddenly there is knock on the door)
Sally: (Opens the door) Sonic!
Sonic: Got ya!
Sally: You joker! Come on in.
Sonic: So what do you want to do? Whatch movies, play games-
Sally: Actually I do want to play a game. Its called Surprise! But first place your head on the couch and close your eyes.
Sonic: Sure Sweety!
(Sonic places his head on the couch and closes eye, then Sally places big butt on his head)
Sally: Suprise! (Sally suddenly lets out 4 loud, gassy farts)
Sonic: Hey whats the big idea! I didn't sign up for this.
Sally: (Continues farting) Ah cheer up Sonic the hunk! I know your upset, but you'll love the game soon.
(Sally keeps farting and Sonic starts to enjoy being under Sally's butt and b
Marline Torturing Request(In her forest, Marline, the centaur, goes around fetching berries)
Marline: Ah, this so relaxing! At this rate I'll hve enough berries for the big feast.
(Suddenly when Marline tries to get the last berry she feels someone else tugging on it)
Marline: What gives? If someone is trying to get my berry, they better let go or else.
Woman: Who said that?
(Marline pulls out the berry and sees that it a woman with her 2 sisters)
Marline: Hey this my berry bush! And I don't like people picking the berries, let alone eat them.
Sister 1: You eat them, don't be greedy!
Sister 2: We'll eat whatever we want!
Woman: So why don't you trot off and get lost! (Woman spits in Marline's face)
Marline: Thats it, I tried to be nice but now its war!
(Marline uses her hind legs to kick the woman and the sisters try to tackle her)
Marline: (Pinning them down with her butt) No use struggling! Why don't you just apologize now and I'll let you go?
Woman & Sisters: Never!
Marline: Alright, you brought this on you
Ty Lee's torture(Weelad is still suck in a prison cell)
Ty Lee: Rise and shine cutie!
(Weelad wakes up)
Weelad: What do you want?
Ty Lee: We searched the place where you told us where the Avatar was. He wasn't there! Which means you've been lying!
Weelad: It took you 3 days to figure that out? You guys must be a bunch of dumbasses.
(Ty Lee turns around pulls her pants down)
Ty Lee: How is this for dumb! (Ty Lee lets out a huge fart)
Weelad: Ugh! How did you give out that much gas? I've seen a room full of dynamite that doesn't let out that much of an explosion!
Ty Lee: That's nothing. (Ty Lee holds her butt closer to Weelad's face) Now tell me where the Avatar is!
Weelad: Ok! Ok! He is in a old rest shop near the Dragon Lake!
Ty Lee: That's better. (Ty Lee walks out and lets out one last huge fart.
Weelad: Eww! (Weelad passes out)
Peaches and Hinata Request(In their home, Princess Peaches and her roommate, Hinata sit in their living room bored)
Peaches: Oh my, there is absolutely nothing to do.
Hinata: Well maybe we can do something. I kind of had an idea.
Peaches: Really? What is it?
Hinata: Well it's a 2 parter. The first one is where we tug a rope with our butts. Whoever pulls the other down wins.
Peach: (Giggles) Sounds fun.
(Hinata and Peaches attach the ropes around their waist and began to pull each other down)
Peaches: I'm going to win this one!
Hinata: Not today!
(Suddenly, Peaches manages to use her butt to pull Hinata to the floor)
Peaches: Yes! I did it! Um what now?
Hinata: (Blushes) Now this.
(Hinata begins kissing Peaches' booty)
Peaches: Oh, oh, oh.! So much fun
Hinata: Yeah, try getting on the table.
(Peaches gets on the table, Hinata continues to kiss and lick Peaches' ass)
Peaches: You're pretty good at this!
Hinata: (Licking and spanking Peaches butt) Shh. You'll break the spell.
Ty Lee Farting Request(Nazaru sits on his throne listening to his sisters' report and starts to feel drowsy)
Verona: So as you can see brother War has increased in the European region.
Aleera: And the death toll from diseases is higher than last year.
Nazaru: This news pleases me. (yawn) But I think I'll retire to my chamber and will see you tomorrow.
Verona & Aleera: Sleep well your highness.
(Nazaru walks into his bedroom and sees Ty Lee there)
Ty Lee: Hey Nazi Pooh. What brings you here?
Nazaru: I'm going to sleep.
(Nazaru goes into his bed and falls asleep)
(An hour passes and Ty Lee starts to get bored)
Ty Lee: Gee I wish there was something to do.
(Ty lee looks at Nazaru and gets an idea)
(Ty Lee takes her pants off her hips and sits on Nazaru's head)
Ty Lee: I'm sure Nazi Pooh won't mind this.
(Suddenly Ty Lee farts on Nazaru's head but doesn't wake him up because he can't smell it)
Ty Lee: (Giggles) Oh this so much fun!
(Ty Lee lets out more farts and enjoys herself for hours)
Ty Lee: (Whispers) Ok
Fox Farting Request(While training in a forest, the female ninja, fox, practiced on her Shuriken)
Fox: (Throwing her shuriken at at a target on a tree) Bullseye! My aim is impecable!
(Fox watch suddenly beeps)
Fox: Oh time for my lunch break.
(Fox leaves the woods and goes into the market to buy some food)
Panda: Hello Fox, I have a special on rice balls today. The average sale price is 30 yen! But for an old friend I will sell to you a whole bag's worth for only 10 yen!
Fox: Well with a deal like that, how can I say no!
(Fox buys the rice balls and goes home)
Fox: Oh boy I forgot how great rice balls tasted!
(Fox quickly devours all the rice balls and feels a rumble in her stomach)
Fox: Oh no I just remembered, I'm allergic to rice balls!
(Fox suddenly farts so hard that she breaks her chair in half)
Fox: Ouch. At least its- (Fox farts again and crashes into her living room)
Fox: This isn't going to be good.
(Fox keeps farting and bumps into things in her house)
Fox: Here comes the big bomb!
(Fox lets o
Renamon Farting Request(Inside a small hutt, two female digimon were sleeping)
(One was a lucious fox named Renamon, the other was an exotic looking spider named Arukenimon)
(While the two were sleeping another amphibious looking girl named Ranamon was sneaking into the two digimon's room)
Ranamon: (Putting some make up on her hands) Oh I can't wait to see the look on these two sugar dumplings with this clashing makeup on their faces!
(Ranamon tires to put the makeup on Renamon's face but trips on Arukenimon's leg)
(Suddenly Renamon and Arukenimon wake up)
Renamon: Well if isn't that trouble making Ranamon.
Arukeinmon: Looks like she was trying to pull a prank on us while we slept.
Ranamon: Uh oh.
(Ramamon tries to escape but Arukenimon uses her Spider thread to capture her)
Arukenimon: Now what should we do with our mischeivous housemate?
Renamon: I have an idea!
(Renamon whispers in Arukenimon's ear)
Ranamon: Hey what's going on here?
(Renamon suddenly plants her huge furry butt o
Starfire Bodily Noises Request(While the Teen Titans were in pursuit of the criminal Mad Mod, Starfire stayed behind to try to wake Beast Boy out of his coma)
Starfire: Don't worry Beast Boy, thaks to the advice Cyborg gave me, I should be able to wake you up!
(Beast Boy starts to drool)
Starfire: Lets see. Perhaps I should try the burp noise.
(Starfire opens her mouth and lets out a small burp)
(Beast Boy remains hypnotized)
Starfire: Maybe I need more soda to produce a louder burp.
(Starfire spots a vending machine)
Starfire: Oh great device of snac carryng, please give me some of your beverages so that I might wake my friend.
(Starfire doesn't get a soda and grabs the vending machine and rattles the soda out)
Starfire: Hang on fiend!
(Starfire drinks the soda and lets out a louder, longer burp)
(Beat Boy remains unchanged)
Starfire: Oh no. There is only thing I can do now!
(Starfire moans and starts to fart)
(Beast Boy is still hypnotized)
Starfire: I have to use all of my strength for this!
(Lets out a loud scr
Poor Hinata...( Warning: Story contains gas humor. If you don't like it, don't read it. )
Hinata walked through the halls of Konoha High School, ready to switch to her next class. She was always happy to get to this class, because Naruto was in it. Plus, she tried to get there early so she would be able to sit next to him. Her stomach suddenly started to grumble, so she rushed to the bathroom. After a good amount of time, she stepped out of the restroom. She rubbed her belly a little, wishing she hadn't ate what she had for lunch. She glanced at a clock on the wall.
"Oh no...I-I'm late...I'll never get to sit next to Naruto-kun now..." she sighed.
She continued walking slowly through the halls, as they were empty and quiet. Her stomach began grumbling again, and she gasped a little. She looked in every direction making sure no one was around. When she was finally sure she was alone, she relaxed and slightly let out a small fart; it didn't make too much noise, but it made her uniform skirt rise a lit
Eva Makes a New, Gassy Friend."Wow! I can't believe how well today is going so far." Eva was just reviewing how well her morning went, so she is excited for the rest of her afternoon. "I think I'll treat myself to something good." So she heads for an ice cream parlor.
Once she gets there she takes a quick scan of what's available for her. She then tells the worker that she wanted a double scoop of chocolate ice cream in a cup. Once the worker starts preparing her ice cream, Eva takes a look around for no real reason. Then she sees someone catch her eye, a black haired girl with a nice green skirt that was pretty short and what looked like adorable cat ears perched on her head. This girl came up to where Eva was and looked around.
"Ma'am," the worker said to Eva, "Here you go."
"Oh thank you," Eva replied, taking her ice cream then going over to the cashier to pay for it. She then took a seat and started eating. After a while the girl that Eva was looking at came up to her and asked, "This seat taken?"
Julie the gassy giantessJulie the giant and gassy magician
Julie the magician was at the mall one day and she saw a thief stealing jewelry from the jewelry store and she farted on the thief.
Julie: Put the jewels back where you found them this instant.
Julie kept farting on the thief until the thief gave up and puts them back where they belong.
Thief: PU! Ok ok I'm sorry I'll return the jewels.
The thief returns the jewels and the security guards throw the thief out of the mall and the thief goes to prison.
The next day Julie puts a growth spell on herself and she says the words Abra-Ka-Grow.
Julie was growing and growing and she turned herself into a giantess. (Julie's clothes grew with her)
Julie saw a bully trying to beat a little girl silly.
Julie: Leave that little girl alone you bully.
John the bully: No!
Julie picks up John the bully and farts on him repeatedly until he stops.
Julie kept farting and farting on John until he promises to stop bullying people.
John: PU! Ok
Blaze's Unexpected Gassiness.Nothing more than a nice day. As usual, Blaze is taking a stroll after deciding to take one. Oddly enough, Blaze started getting hungry as her stomach grumbled. She then continued walking to find a restaurant of some sort to get food. Blocks and blocks and Blaze was getting hungrier by the minute. Eventually she came up to this restaurant, one called The Cat's Meow.
"Hmm..." Blaze thought aloud, "Maybe this place might ease my hunger." She then walked in. She saw that the place was fairly packed but oddly enough, her stomach growled louder once she smelled an aromatic scent that lingered from across the restaurant. She blushed and tried not to look too hungry. She was called quickly for a table when her stomach growled again.
"Wowo I'll bet you're pretty hungry," the waiter escorting her asked.
"Yeah...I guess I am."
They then arrive at an empty booth where the waiter sets a menu down on the table.
"Here y'go ma'am."
"Thank you." Blaze then takes a seat and looks over the menu. Pretty
night out with SkunketteNessa
Nessa and I were resting on my couch, we had just come back from the all you can eat Mexican restaurant were Nessa had just clean the place out. Eating all of sorts of beans with burritos and spicy double beef volcano tacos on the side and was scarfing down the food like there was no tomorrow.
Lying on the couch Nessa lifted up her shirt and exposed her bare almost pregnant looking bloated stomach and placed her hands on it, rubbing it and watching it rumble.
"WHEW! Wow that hit the spot!"She said as we both turned to the TV
Then 5 minutes Nessa Suddenly felt her stomach churn and felt some gas bubbling up. She patted her stomach and let out a nice burp followed by a cute fart and looking down at her rumbling stomach she said
"Looks like its going to be a fun night" placing one hand on her stomach patting it with a smirk on her face.
She lifted her leg up a bit and passed gas, chuckling to herself under her breath, while I was waving a hand in front of my nose as Nessa s
Love Stinks a Lot CH2The school library is a great place to go if you want to study or be alone. Especially our school's library. Our librarian is almost always asleep, so you can talk, eat, listen to your iPod, anything. I usually spent free period here in case I needed to cram before a big test or just wanted some peace and quiet. But I couldn't focus on the quiet. Every time I tried, the same thing kept running through my mind.
It's just a number, a number between Thirty-seven and Thirty-nine. But this number is very important to me. Why....because it's the grade I got on my chemistry test. My grades have never been great in chemistry, but they've usually been in the low 70's or high 60's. Sometimes I score in the 80's if I'm lucky. I've been walking the line between passing and failing. But this was the worst grade I've ever made in chemistry. Report cards come out next Friday, and there's no way I can bring my grade up by then. The fact of the matter is this....
I'm screwed. Totally, utt
Sakura's Gassy Attitude( Warning: Story contains gas/very little defecating humor. If you don't like it, don't read it. )
It had been a very long day, and Sakura Haruno was just on her way home from Konoha High School. Naruto had invited her to go to the ramen shop with him, but today she refused. She didn't feel well at all, because of her upset stomach.
"Maybe it was the food I had at lunch..." she thought to herself. Maybe that sushi and milk wasn't the best combination. She held her belly, and quickened her pace as she felt her stomach grumble.
She ran home as fast as she could once she thought the wrong combination of food wanted to escape her body. She ran into the house and ran quickly upstairs without bothering to remove her shoes. She threw her books onto her bed while dashing passed her bedroom. She rushed into the bathroom, shutting the door behind her, and quickly situated herself onto the toilet. Still holding her stomach, she relaxed a bit, letting out a long fa
Fartageddon*CONTAINS A LOT OF GAS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*
The time was 11:40 AM. The three friends Sharon, Hannah and Carla had gathered in Sharon's apartment, trying to figure out where to have lunch. The one being the most excited about it was Carla. Her love for that kind of food exceeded the others by a long shot. She had always been known as a big woman who absolutely loves to eat. Her figure was obvious proof to that. It was pear shaped and boy, was it a huge pear. It was big enough to be three people. The butt cheeks were more than twice the size of the rest of the body and they stuck out like two wobbly bean bags. Not to say that the rest was on the ample side as well, but the rear truly took the price in being the most sizeable part. As for why she loved Mexican food? Not only was her size already infamous among her friends, but that was nothing compared to the smells she could produce. To even sit in the same room as her after only a small passing of gas could prove to be disastrous for
Gas Attorney: Prolouge
*WARNING! CONTAINS FLATULENCE!*
*cue elevator music*
It was eight AM. The young lawyer Ronja Regel frequently checked her watch from time to time, sweating and shaking all over. It was her first day at work ever. Having recently graduated from the University of Gothenburg she was lucky to find a job right away. It wasn't just at any firm though; it was Trenchard & Smith, probably one of the most successful law firms in eastern US. Even at this point she was still flabbergasted that they accepted the application she sent for just shits and giggles.
So there she was, standing beside some of the best lawyers in the country. She was so in such high spirits that she could barely restrain herself from simply hugging the person closest to her. Even if she did they would probably not appreciate it, judging from the serious expressions they all wore. Ronja understood that from here on she would have to put away her happy go lucky behavior at work and just mean business.
There was somethin
Keep in Touch!
^Nyx-Valentine arrived in our community and started whipping everyone into a frenzy with her relentless desire to bring the Artistic Nude and Fetish galleries to the fore. 9 years later, and it's safe to say that Nyx is not only a leader as a photographer in these galleries, but she has also established herself as a much saught after model. ^... Read More