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Ino Sakrura Fart Request(While in the bathroom, Naruto unravels a scroll and tries to practice a new jutsu)
Naruto: Oh boy! This jutsu is going to open new doors for me! (Naruto does hand signs) Ninja secret art! Shrinking jutsu!
(Naruto shrinks to the size of a pen)
Naruto: Alright! (Naruto suddenly slips into the toilet) Oh no!
(Two people go into the bathroom, its Sakura and Ino)
Ino: (Stomach grumbling) Oh man! I told you we shouldm't have eaten Choji's chili special!
Sakura: It hurts so bad we couldn't even make it to the girl's bathroom! I'm going first!
(Sakura pulls her pants down and places her naked ass on the bathroom)
Naruto: What is g
Ty Lee's torture(Weelad is still suck in a prison cell)
Ty Lee: Rise and shine cutie!
(Weelad wakes up)
Weelad: What do you want?
Ty Lee: We searched the place where you told us where the Avatar was. He wasn't there! Which means you've been lying!
Weelad: It took you 3 days to figure that out? You guys must be a bunch of dumbasses.
(Ty Lee turns around pulls her pants down)
Ty Lee: How is this for dumb! (Ty Lee lets out a huge fart)
Weelad: Ugh! How did you give out that much gas? I've seen a room full of dynamite that doesn't let out that much of an explosion!
Ty Lee: That's nothing. (Ty Lee holds her butt closer to Weelad's face) Now tell me where
Marline Torturing Request(In her forest, Marline, the centaur, goes around fetching berries)
Marline: Ah, this so relaxing! At this rate I'll hve enough berries for the big feast.
(Suddenly when Marline tries to get the last berry she feels someone else tugging on it)
Marline: What gives? If someone is trying to get my berry, they better let go or else.
Woman: Who said that?
(Marline pulls out the berry and sees that it a woman with her 2 sisters)
Marline: Hey this my berry bush! And I don't like people picking the berries, let alone eat them.
Sister 1: You eat them, don't be greedy!
Sister 2: We'll eat whatever we want!
Woman: So why don't you trot off and
Renamon Farting Request(Inside a small hutt, two female digimon were sleeping)
(One was a lucious fox named Renamon, the other was an exotic looking spider named Arukenimon)
(While the two were sleeping another amphibious looking girl named Ranamon was sneaking into the two digimon's room)
Ranamon: (Putting some make up on her hands) Oh I can't wait to see the look on these two sugar dumplings with this clashing makeup on their faces!
(Ranamon tires to put the makeup on Renamon's face but trips on Arukenimon's leg)
(Suddenly Renamon and Arukenimon wake up)
Renamon: Well if isn't that trouble making Ranamon.
Arukeinmon: Looks like she was try
Ty Lee Farting Request(Nazaru sits on his throne listening to his sisters' report and starts to feel drowsy)
Verona: So as you can see brother War has increased in the European region.
Aleera: And the death toll from diseases is higher than last year.
Nazaru: This news pleases me. (yawn) But I think I'll retire to my chamber and will see you tomorrow.
Verona & Aleera: Sleep well your highness.
(Nazaru walks into his bedroom and sees Ty Lee there)
Ty Lee: Hey Nazi Pooh. What brings you here?
Nazaru: I'm going to sleep.
(Nazaru goes into his bed and falls asleep)
(An hour passes and Ty Lee starts to get bored)
Ty Lee: Gee I wish there was something to do.
Starfire Bodily Noises Request(While the Teen Titans were in pursuit of the criminal Mad Mod, Starfire stayed behind to try to wake Beast Boy out of his coma)
Starfire: Don't worry Beast Boy, thaks to the advice Cyborg gave me, I should be able to wake you up!
(Beast Boy starts to drool)
Starfire: Lets see. Perhaps I should try the burp noise.
(Starfire opens her mouth and lets out a small burp)
(Beast Boy remains hypnotized)
Starfire: Maybe I need more soda to produce a louder burp.
(Starfire spots a vending machine)
Starfire: Oh great device of snac carryng, please give me some of your beverages so that I might wake my friend.
(Starfire doesn't get a soda and g
Sally Fart on Sonic Request(At her home, Sally picks up the phone and makes a phone call)
Sally: Hey Sonic are you there?
Sonic: Yeah. Whats up Sally?
Sally: I'm a little lonely, can you come over right quick?
Sonic: Sure I'll be right there in 5 mins.
Sally: Ok. (Hangs up) 5 minutes? Thats a little slow for him!
(Suddenly there is knock on the door)
Sally: (Opens the door) Sonic!
Sonic: Got ya!
Sally: You joker! Come on in.
Sonic: So what do you want to do? Whatch movies, play games-
Sally: Actually I do want to play a game. Its called Surprise! But first place your head on the couch and close your eyes.
Sonic: Sure Sweety!
(Sonic places his head on the c
Poor Hinata...( Warning: Story contains gas humor. If you don't like it, don't read it. )
Hinata walked through the halls of Konoha High School, ready to switch to her next class. She was always happy to get to this class, because Naruto was in it. Plus, she tried to get there early so she would be able to sit next to him. Her stomach suddenly started to grumble, so she rushed to the bathroom. After a good amount of time, she stepped out of the restroom. She rubbed her belly a little, wishing she hadn't ate what she had for lunch. She glanced at a clock on the wall.
"Oh no...I-I'm late...I'll never get to sit next to Naruto-kun now..." she sighed.
Nazaru and Ty Lee's Night(At the Lee's dinner table, Nazaru and Ty Lee sit across from her parents)
Ty Lee: I feel uncomfortable with this silence Nazi Pooh. Do something!
Nazaru: Right. Um...so Mrs. Lee, I'm hoping we can put this aside and be the family Ty Lee wishes us to be.
Fo Lee: (Eats Lobster) Ty Lee how could you do this marrying this...abomination?
Ming Lee: Honey!
Nazaru: What did you say?
(The house starts to shake and dishes start to smash)
Ty Lee: Easy Nazi Pooh! (Rubs Nazaru shoulder) Dad didn't mean it.
Ming Lee: Nazaru, since you're the king of the Shadow Realm that would make Ty Lee your queen?
Nazaru: That is correct. I feel Ty
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