(In Sakaru's apartment, she had just finished eating some soybeans and eggrolls and suddenly hears the doorbell)
Sakura: She's here! (Feels stomach rumbling) And just in time too. (Giggles)
(Sakura opens the door and Ino comes in)
Sakura: Did you bring the "Test Subject"?
Ino: Of course. He's in the jar, still asleep. That really made it easy for me to use my mini jutsu lvl. 2!
Sakura: Excellent. Lets bring him to bathroom for the big game!
(Ino Sakura head to the bathroom, places the jar on top of the sink and take all of their clothes off except their bras and thongs)
Ino: I'm so excited! Go put him the toilet so we can start already!
Sakura: Right! (She opens the jar and a minature Naruto drops into the toilet)
Ino: Time to see who goes first!
Ino & Sakura: Rock, paper scissors! Tie, go again! Tie, go again! Tie, go again!
Naruto: (Suddenly wakes up) Where am I? Why do I feel so wet? (Sees that he is surround by water) Ah! What the heck I''m doing here? Oh I get it, I'm still dreaming, thats got to be it.
(Out of nowhere, Naruto is surounded by shadow)
Sakura: Surprise! (Sakura release a large flood of poop in the toilet, which rains on Naruto)
Naruto: (Holds his breath and talks in his mind) This no dream. This is...a nightmare. (Catches wiff of Sakura poop) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Ino: Sounds like he's awake! My turn.
Sakura: Fine, but be quick! I got another load coming up in a minute.
Ino: This for you, Naruto. (Moans for a second and lets out 10 loud, smelly farts)
Naruto: (Begining to cough) What did do to deserve this? (To Heaven) What? (Suddenly gets another flood of poop rained on him by Ino) No! I got in my hair!
Ino: (Sighs) Phew! What a relieve.
Sakura: Times up! Move over.
Ino: Come on! I feel I got one more. (Squees and moans real tight but only tiny near silent fart comes out)
Sakura: Thats it? (Pushes her off the toilet) Let a real woman show you how its done! (Concentrates for a bit and her butt pours down poop until half of the toilet is full of it)
Naruto: (Swimming in the poop) If I can just ...reach to to the surface. (Suddenly gets swept away by more poop)
Ino: Wow, not bad. But I think I can do better.
Sakura: (Gets up) By all means, do try.
Ino: Here comes the motherload. (To herself) This time I'll add a little bit of chakra to it! (Suddenly lets out a Tsunami of poop causing Naruto lose conciousness and rise to the surface.
Sakura: Looks like you win this round.
Ino: Of course I do! I'm the #1 Female Konoha Ninja! (Smells the poop) Whoo! We better flush the toilet.
Sakura: What about Naruto?
Ino: That jutsu will wear off in 1 minute, so he'll be able to get home soon.
(Sakura flushes the toilet and Naruto ends up out in the sewers)
Naruto: Note to self, don't fall asleep on Mondays.