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Ino Sakrura Fart Request(While in the bathroom, Naruto unravels a scroll and tries to practice a new jutsu)
Naruto: Oh boy! This jutsu is going to open new doors for me! (Naruto does hand signs) Ninja secret art! Shrinking jutsu!
(Naruto shrinks to the size of a pen)
Naruto: Alright! (Naruto suddenly slips into the toilet) Oh no!
(Two people go into the bathroom, its Sakura and Ino)
Ino: (Stomach grumbling) Oh man! I told you we shouldm't have eaten Choji's chili special!
Sakura: It hurts so bad we couldn't even make it to the girl's bathroom! I'm going first!
(Sakura pulls her pants down and places her naked ass on the bathroom)
Naruto: What is going on?
(Sakura uncontrollably farts and poops in the toilet and Naruto gets hailed by it)
Sakura: Oh my God! (Continues farting)
Sakura: (Sighs) Thats a little better.
Naruto: (Comes up for air) Man it smells like Grandma Tsunade's underwear!
Ino: Ok its my turn now! (Ino places her naked butt on the toilet and and releases a flood of poop and
Sally Fart on Sonic Request(At her home, Sally picks up the phone and makes a phone call)
Sally: Hey Sonic are you there?
Sonic: Yeah. Whats up Sally?
Sally: I'm a little lonely, can you come over right quick?
Sonic: Sure I'll be right there in 5 mins.
Sally: Ok. (Hangs up) 5 minutes? Thats a little slow for him!
(Suddenly there is knock on the door)
Sally: (Opens the door) Sonic!
Sonic: Got ya!
Sally: You joker! Come on in.
Sonic: So what do you want to do? Whatch movies, play games-
Sally: Actually I do want to play a game. Its called Surprise! But first place your head on the couch and close your eyes.
Sonic: Sure Sweety!
(Sonic places his head on the couch and closes eye, then Sally places big butt on his head)
Sally: Suprise! (Sally suddenly lets out 4 loud, gassy farts)
Sonic: Hey whats the big idea! I didn't sign up for this.
Sally: (Continues farting) Ah cheer up Sonic the hunk! I know your upset, but you'll love the game soon.
(Sally keeps farting and Sonic starts to enjoy being under Sally's butt and b
Marline Torturing Request(In her forest, Marline, the centaur, goes around fetching berries)
Marline: Ah, this so relaxing! At this rate I'll hve enough berries for the big feast.
(Suddenly when Marline tries to get the last berry she feels someone else tugging on it)
Marline: What gives? If someone is trying to get my berry, they better let go or else.
Woman: Who said that?
(Marline pulls out the berry and sees that it a woman with her 2 sisters)
Marline: Hey this my berry bush! And I don't like people picking the berries, let alone eat them.
Sister 1: You eat them, don't be greedy!
Sister 2: We'll eat whatever we want!
Woman: So why don't you trot off and get lost! (Woman spits in Marline's face)
Marline: Thats it, I tried to be nice but now its war!
(Marline uses her hind legs to kick the woman and the sisters try to tackle her)
Marline: (Pinning them down with her butt) No use struggling! Why don't you just apologize now and I'll let you go?
Woman & Sisters: Never!
Marline: Alright, you brought this on you
Ty Lee's torture(Weelad is still suck in a prison cell)
Ty Lee: Rise and shine cutie!
(Weelad wakes up)
Weelad: What do you want?
Ty Lee: We searched the place where you told us where the Avatar was. He wasn't there! Which means you've been lying!
Weelad: It took you 3 days to figure that out? You guys must be a bunch of dumbasses.
(Ty Lee turns around pulls her pants down)
Ty Lee: How is this for dumb! (Ty Lee lets out a huge fart)
Weelad: Ugh! How did you give out that much gas? I've seen a room full of dynamite that doesn't let out that much of an explosion!
Ty Lee: That's nothing. (Ty Lee holds her butt closer to Weelad's face) Now tell me where the Avatar is!
Weelad: Ok! Ok! He is in a old rest shop near the Dragon Lake!
Ty Lee: That's better. (Ty Lee walks out and lets out one last huge fart.
Weelad: Eww! (Weelad passes out)
Ty Lee Farting Request(Nazaru sits on his throne listening to his sisters' report and starts to feel drowsy)
Verona: So as you can see brother War has increased in the European region.
Aleera: And the death toll from diseases is higher than last year.
Nazaru: This news pleases me. (yawn) But I think I'll retire to my chamber and will see you tomorrow.
Verona & Aleera: Sleep well your highness.
(Nazaru walks into his bedroom and sees Ty Lee there)
Ty Lee: Hey Nazi Pooh. What brings you here?
Nazaru: I'm going to sleep.
(Nazaru goes into his bed and falls asleep)
(An hour passes and Ty Lee starts to get bored)
Ty Lee: Gee I wish there was something to do.
(Ty lee looks at Nazaru and gets an idea)
(Ty Lee takes her pants off her hips and sits on Nazaru's head)
Ty Lee: I'm sure Nazi Pooh won't mind this.
(Suddenly Ty Lee farts on Nazaru's head but doesn't wake him up because he can't smell it)
Ty Lee: (Giggles) Oh this so much fun!
(Ty Lee lets out more farts and enjoys herself for hours)
Ty Lee: (Whispers) Ok
Fox Farting Request(While training in a forest, the female ninja, fox, practiced on her Shuriken)
Fox: (Throwing her shuriken at at a target on a tree) Bullseye! My aim is impecable!
(Fox watch suddenly beeps)
Fox: Oh time for my lunch break.
(Fox leaves the woods and goes into the market to buy some food)
Panda: Hello Fox, I have a special on rice balls today. The average sale price is 30 yen! But for an old friend I will sell to you a whole bag's worth for only 10 yen!
Fox: Well with a deal like that, how can I say no!
(Fox buys the rice balls and goes home)
Fox: Oh boy I forgot how great rice balls tasted!
(Fox quickly devours all the rice balls and feels a rumble in her stomach)
Fox: Oh no I just remembered, I'm allergic to rice balls!
(Fox suddenly farts so hard that she breaks her chair in half)
Fox: Ouch. At least its- (Fox farts again and crashes into her living room)
Fox: This isn't going to be good.
(Fox keeps farting and bumps into things in her house)
Fox: Here comes the big bomb!
(Fox lets o
Renamon Farting Request(Inside a small hutt, two female digimon were sleeping)
(One was a lucious fox named Renamon, the other was an exotic looking spider named Arukenimon)
(While the two were sleeping another amphibious looking girl named Ranamon was sneaking into the two digimon's room)
Ranamon: (Putting some make up on her hands) Oh I can't wait to see the look on these two sugar dumplings with this clashing makeup on their faces!
(Ranamon tires to put the makeup on Renamon's face but trips on Arukenimon's leg)
(Suddenly Renamon and Arukenimon wake up)
Renamon: Well if isn't that trouble making Ranamon.
Arukeinmon: Looks like she was trying to pull a prank on us while we slept.
Ranamon: Uh oh.
(Ramamon tries to escape but Arukenimon uses her Spider thread to capture her)
Arukenimon: Now what should we do with our mischeivous housemate?
Renamon: I have an idea!
(Renamon whispers in Arukenimon's ear)
Ranamon: Hey what's going on here?
(Renamon suddenly plants her huge furry butt o
Peaches and Hinata Request(In their home, Princess Peaches and her roommate, Hinata sit in their living room bored)
Peaches: Oh my, there is absolutely nothing to do.
Hinata: Well maybe we can do something. I kind of had an idea.
Peaches: Really? What is it?
Hinata: Well it's a 2 parter. The first one is where we tug a rope with our butts. Whoever pulls the other down wins.
Peach: (Giggles) Sounds fun.
(Hinata and Peaches attach the ropes around their waist and began to pull each other down)
Peaches: I'm going to win this one!
Hinata: Not today!
(Suddenly, Peaches manages to use her butt to pull Hinata to the floor)
Peaches: Yes! I did it! Um what now?
Hinata: (Blushes) Now this.
(Hinata begins kissing Peaches' booty)
Peaches: Oh, oh, oh.! So much fun
Hinata: Yeah, try getting on the table.
(Peaches gets on the table, Hinata continues to kiss and lick Peaches' ass)
Peaches: You're pretty good at this!
Hinata: (Licking and spanking Peaches butt) Shh. You'll break the spell.
Starfire Bodily Noises Request(While the Teen Titans were in pursuit of the criminal Mad Mod, Starfire stayed behind to try to wake Beast Boy out of his coma)
Starfire: Don't worry Beast Boy, thaks to the advice Cyborg gave me, I should be able to wake you up!
(Beast Boy starts to drool)
Starfire: Lets see. Perhaps I should try the burp noise.
(Starfire opens her mouth and lets out a small burp)
(Beast Boy remains hypnotized)
Starfire: Maybe I need more soda to produce a louder burp.
(Starfire spots a vending machine)
Starfire: Oh great device of snac carryng, please give me some of your beverages so that I might wake my friend.
(Starfire doesn't get a soda and grabs the vending machine and rattles the soda out)
Starfire: Hang on fiend!
(Starfire drinks the soda and lets out a louder, longer burp)
(Beat Boy remains unchanged)
Starfire: Oh no. There is only thing I can do now!
(Starfire moans and starts to fart)
(Beast Boy is still hypnotized)
Starfire: I have to use all of my strength for this!
(Lets out a loud scr
Poor Hinata...( Warning: Story contains gas humor. If you don't like it, don't read it. )
Hinata walked through the halls of Konoha High School, ready to switch to her next class. She was always happy to get to this class, because Naruto was in it. Plus, she tried to get there early so she would be able to sit next to him. Her stomach suddenly started to grumble, so she rushed to the bathroom. After a good amount of time, she stepped out of the restroom. She rubbed her belly a little, wishing she hadn't ate what she had for lunch. She glanced at a clock on the wall.
"Oh no...I-I'm late...I'll never get to sit next to Naruto-kun now..." she sighed.
She continued walking slowly through the halls, as they were empty and quiet. Her stomach began grumbling again, and she gasped a little. She looked in every direction making sure no one was around. When she was finally sure she was alone, she relaxed and slightly let out a small fart; it didn't make too much noise, but it made her uniform skirt rise a lit
Fartageddon*CONTAINS A LOT OF GAS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*
The time was 11:40 AM. The three friends Sharon, Hannah and Carla had gathered in Sharon's apartment, trying to figure out where to have lunch. The one being the most excited about it was Carla. Her love for that kind of food exceeded the others by a long shot. She had always been known as a big woman who absolutely loves to eat. Her figure was obvious proof to that. It was pear shaped and boy, was it a huge pear. It was big enough to be three people. The butt cheeks were more than twice the size of the rest of the body and they stuck out like two wobbly bean bags. Not to say that the rest was on the ample side as well, but the rear truly took the price in being the most sizeable part. As for why she loved Mexican food? Not only was her size already infamous among her friends, but that was nothing compared to the smells she could produce. To even sit in the same room as her after only a small passing of gas could prove to be disastrous for
Sakura's Gassy Attitude( Warning: Story contains gas/very little defecating humor. If you don't like it, don't read it. )
It had been a very long day, and Sakura Haruno was just on her way home from Konoha High School. Naruto had invited her to go to the ramen shop with him, but today she refused. She didn't feel well at all, because of her upset stomach.
"Maybe it was the food I had at lunch..." she thought to herself. Maybe that sushi and milk wasn't the best combination. She held her belly, and quickened her pace as she felt her stomach grumble.
She ran home as fast as she could once she thought the wrong combination of food wanted to escape her body. She ran into the house and ran quickly upstairs without bothering to remove her shoes. She threw her books onto her bed while dashing passed her bedroom. She rushed into the bathroom, shutting the door behind her, and quickly situated herself onto the toilet. Still holding her stomach, she relaxed a bit, letting out a long fa
Amelia's Elevator FunAmelia speed walked toward elevator that was opening, her stomach rumbling. She had just gone through a large dessert, only to find the bathroom on that floor was closed. She stepped inside the opened elevator, seeking salvation on the 4th floor. There was only one other person in the elevator, a woman about half Amelia's size, no older then 20, standing beside the buttons.
"4th floor, please," Amelia asked, feeling the gas in her stomach trying to bust out.
"Sure thing. What's your name?" The woman asked.
"Amelia, what about y-you?" Amelia asked, feeling a bit awkward. The gas was trying to get out.
"I'm Maria. Hey, are you feeling alright?" Maria replied.
"Oh, I just need to f-," Amelia was saying, when she heard a pfffffffft coming from her butt. Her cheeks turned red like cherries. Maria giggled a little as the gas filled the
"Ooh, have to rip a big one?" Maria asked, smiling. "Just go ahead, I don't mind." Amelia was confused, and was still blushing. Almost as though her
Volunteering Can Be Dangerous Pt. 1Ashton was a 20 year old guy. He loved helping people out. He never had a problem in sacrificing a little for the sake of helping people. However, on this day he would have to make a sacrifice that was a little difficult to make. Well anyways, he had no say in the matter. So story begins as such:
Ashton was with his mom Mariah in a cafe. His mom had to meet a friend of her's named Annie. Annie was a slightly overweight. You could make it out by looking at her wide hips and huge dangling breasts. She was 45 years old. "So what work do you have with Annie mom?", asked Ashton. Mariah replied, "I have to discuss something with Annie regarding our new business. She's gonna help me in getting the license for the business.". They orders two black coffees and a cup cake. They spent the next 15 minutes talking about regular things going on here and there. In walked Annie. They all exchanged greetings and sat down to talk business. "So did you speak to the agent about our license Annie?", asked
School Rumble - Fart Story"Oh, Tenma~"
Tenma and Mikoto were yet again having a tounge wrestling competition. It had been 2 months now since they had gotten together secretly. They were in love with each other, yet liked guys still. So, they assumed they were bicurious and left it at that. So far, only Akira and Yakumo knew. Yakumo because she walked in during their make-out session at one point and Akira because... she's Akira. She somehow knew everything. Currently, they were in Tenma's room, kissing each other, each trying to dominate the other's tounge with her own. They kept at it for a full minute and a half, though they had gone longer, and Tenma gasped for breathe, giggling. "No fair, you groped me!" she said, smiling at her lover.
"Hey, no rules were ever told." The blue haired girl responded, kissing Tenma's nose. Tenma sat in Mikoto's lap and cuddled up to her, sniffing her delicious perfume's scent. The taller girl leaned against the wall and pet her head. "So, you know the co
What A Gas Leak!It was a nice day near the almost 50 story hotel and Janet was just about to check in. Janet was a very cute redhead; sporting ample breasts, a rather big heart-shaped butt, and an average stature. She didn't look any older than 23 - in fact she looked like she was a teenager based on her facial looks - and her height was around maybe 5 foot 8 inches and it looked like she had no fat around her sides, although her belly seemed to bulge slightly out under her shirt. Her black short miniskirt accompanied her as she walked into the hotel. Janet walked right over to the receptionist to get her key card and room number. The receptionist gave her what she needed and she proceeded to head to the elevator with her bags. Her room was at the 47 floor so she was in for a long ride up once she got to the elevator. She got into the rather cramped elevator and pressed the button to floor 47. The elevator then creaked as it started its way up. Janet's stomach started gurgling once the elevator starte
REQUEST: Pool PartyThis story contains fart and toilet humor in some detail. If you do not like it, please do not read.
"So it's decided? We're all coming to my house Saturday, right?"
"Yeah, Cindy, it's gonna' be fun."
"And V, tell your GIRLFRIEND to not make my pool her own gassy jacuzzi!"
The crew was discussing Cindy's pool party. It was lunch at school.
"Hey, shes not my girlfriend, alright?" Virgil insisted.
"Whatever....Nick, your bringing the hot dogs?"
"Yep, and Virg. and I will cook."
"Hah, you mean YOUR cooking. I ain't no chef!"
"As long as there's food. Jade, what about you?" Cindy asked.
"I'm bringing the ice cream."
Susan looked worried.
"Um, Jade, you and ice cream don't mix well.."
"Thanks for the warning, mom!"
"Hey, I'm trying to help you! As soon as I see bubbles I'm swimming to the other side."
"Hmpf." Jade grunted.
"Ok, so we are all set." Cindy said. "By the way, I'm inviting Hannah."
Jade's eyes widened.
"Hannah? You know she hates me!"
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