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Drunken Tuesday X Request(At a bar Tuesday X, exhausted from her last mission sits down in a chair)
Tueday: Hey bartender, I need a drink!
Bartender: What'll be little missy?
Tuesday: Give me a Magarita, (Sighs) on the rocks.
Bartender: You got it.
Man: Hey, lady whats your problem?
Tuesday: (drinking her Magarita) My family. What we do on our job, lots of things. (Slams her head on the table)
Man: It can't be that bad.
Tuesday (Burps) Ha! Like you would know. Take my dad for instance, Mr. do it by the book, he can't let us do anything that doesn't have to do with work. And my mom, she is the very definition of hostile, she has whole collection of weapons, and everyday beats the mail man with her 12th degree blackbelt fighting style. Oh and my annoying brother Truman! I just hate thst little troll. Its always pranks with him. Calling me big butt, making fart joke, and if I hear him say (imitating Truman) Pull my finger one more time I'll-
Man: Look, (hiccups) you look like you got some issues to work on. I'm j
Starfire Bodily Noises Request(While the Teen Titans were in pursuit of the criminal Mad Mod, Starfire stayed behind to try to wake Beast Boy out of his coma)
Starfire: Don't worry Beast Boy, thaks to the advice Cyborg gave me, I should be able to wake you up!
(Beast Boy starts to drool)
Starfire: Lets see. Perhaps I should try the burp noise.
(Starfire opens her mouth and lets out a small burp)
(Beast Boy remains hypnotized)
Starfire: Maybe I need more soda to produce a louder burp.
(Starfire spots a vending machine)
Starfire: Oh great device of snac carryng, please give me some of your beverages so that I might wake my friend.
(Starfire doesn't get a soda and grabs the vending machine and rattles the soda out)
Starfire: Hang on fiend!
(Starfire drinks the soda and lets out a louder, longer burp)
(Beat Boy remains unchanged)
Starfire: Oh no. There is only thing I can do now!
(Starfire moans and starts to fart)
(Beast Boy is still hypnotized)
Starfire: I have to use all of my strength for this!
(Lets out a loud scr
Sora Killing Riku Request(A few weeks after his victory against Xemnas Sora has enjoyed peace on Destiny Island)
Sora: (Running with Tidus and Wakka) Give it up guys! (starts gliding) You'll never tag me!
Tidus: No fair!
Wakka: You have to come down eventually.
(Riku sits by the shore aching in pain)
Riku: Whats...happening ...to me?
(Echoing whispers go through Riku's head)
Riku: I have to fight it.
(The voices stop)
Sora: Hey Riku! You should've seen me earlier, totally put Tidus and Wakka in their place.
Riku: Sora I can't take it. I keep hearing Xeahnort's voice in my head! Please you have to ... to kill me.
Sora:What? I can't do that! Killing you won't this, you have to be strong and fight him!
Riku: If you won't do it on your own, (pulls out his Soul Eater) then I'll just make you!
(Sora blocks with his Ultima Keyblade)
Sora: (dodgeing and countering his sword) Riku...there has to be a better way to get rid of Xehanort.
Riku: This is the only way! The only way I can
Double Date Request(In the restaurant, Red Lobster , Nazaru and his fiance Ty Lee entered the door)
Nazaru: I don't know why I'm doing this? I don't need to eat food and being around all these humans is...unpleasant.
Ty Lee: Oh come on. A friend of mine wanted introduce us to her new boyfriend. Besides, you may not have to eat to survive, but you could eat to be more social and draw less attention to yourself.
Nazaru: You do have a point there my dear. Very well lets find your friend and proceed with this meeting.
(Nazaru and Ty Lee sit at the table across Ty Lee's friend Rose and her date Kabuto)
Ty Lee: Rose! Its so good to see you. (Gasp) And this must be your date, Kabuto.
Kabuto: It's a pleasure to finally meet. Rose told me so much about you. And who is this next to you?
Nazaru: You may address me as Nazaru.
(Kabuto is shocked and readjusts his glasses)
Kabuto: Well this is turning out to be an eventful night.
Waitress: Hello everyone! Are you ready to eat?
Rose: I'll have scallops, catfish, and
Ty Lee Farting Request(Nazaru sits on his throne listening to his sisters' report and starts to feel drowsy)
Verona: So as you can see brother War has increased in the European region.
Aleera: And the death toll from diseases is higher than last year.
Nazaru: This news pleases me. (yawn) But I think I'll retire to my chamber and will see you tomorrow.
Verona & Aleera: Sleep well your highness.
(Nazaru walks into his bedroom and sees Ty Lee there)
Ty Lee: Hey Nazi Pooh. What brings you here?
Nazaru: I'm going to sleep.
(Nazaru goes into his bed and falls asleep)
(An hour passes and Ty Lee starts to get bored)
Ty Lee: Gee I wish there was something to do.
(Ty lee looks at Nazaru and gets an idea)
(Ty Lee takes her pants off her hips and sits on Nazaru's head)
Ty Lee: I'm sure Nazi Pooh won't mind this.
(Suddenly Ty Lee farts on Nazaru's head but doesn't wake him up because he can't smell it)
Ty Lee: (Giggles) Oh this so much fun!
(Ty Lee lets out more farts and enjoys herself for hours)
Ty Lee: (Whispers) Ok
Renamon Farting Request(Inside a small hutt, two female digimon were sleeping)
(One was a lucious fox named Renamon, the other was an exotic looking spider named Arukenimon)
(While the two were sleeping another amphibious looking girl named Ranamon was sneaking into the two digimon's room)
Ranamon: (Putting some make up on her hands) Oh I can't wait to see the look on these two sugar dumplings with this clashing makeup on their faces!
(Ranamon tires to put the makeup on Renamon's face but trips on Arukenimon's leg)
(Suddenly Renamon and Arukenimon wake up)
Renamon: Well if isn't that trouble making Ranamon.
Arukeinmon: Looks like she was trying to pull a prank on us while we slept.
Ranamon: Uh oh.
(Ramamon tries to escape but Arukenimon uses her Spider thread to capture her)
Arukenimon: Now what should we do with our mischeivous housemate?
Renamon: I have an idea!
(Renamon whispers in Arukenimon's ear)
Ranamon: Hey what's going on here?
(Renamon suddenly plants her huge furry butt o
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