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Ty Lee's Special Mission(All over Asia, darkness covers the land, the darkness turns out to be thousands of Shadow Dwellers)
Shadow Dweller 1: We've been searching for the boy for over 3 days now! We should give up.
Shadow Dweller 3: And suffer Nazaru's wrath? He'll throw us into "The Cave" for such defiance.
Aleera: Leave it for "Human turned" Shadow Dweller to think absurd and suicidal delusions! (Spots a village covered in a barrier) There! That must be it!
(Shadow Dweller 3 touch the barrier and evaporates)
Aleera: Not good. Half breed, touch the barrier.
Shadow Dweller 1: Don't call me half breed! (Touches the barrier but it repels him back)
Aleera: As I thought. The barrier destroys us, and repels human hybrids. Which means...
(The Shadow Dwellers return to the Shadow Realm and Aleera appears before Nazaru)
Aleera: Sire, we found a village with magical barrier around it. It destroys all Shadow Dwellers, except those that were once human.
Nazaru: No doubt that is where the boy is hiding. But from what yo
Trunks Meets Zeira(In a simulation room, Trunks Jr does some stretches)
Trunks: And a 1, and a 2, and, 3...
Bulma: Alright Trunks, are you ready for your first combat training course?
Trunks: You bet! So who am I fighting? Cell, Majin Buu, or maybe even Omega Shenron?
Bulma: Um, why don't we try something less difficult? I was thinking of having you fight Frieza!
Trunks: Frieza? I don't think that'll be much of a challenge. I could probably finish that in 15 seconds!
Bulma: (Giggles) Relax, I came up with some ways to make it more exciting. Lets put him at 100% mode, Put it on Namek right when before it explodes, oh and no Super Saiyan from you!
Trunks: Hmm. This might be fun after all!
Bulma: Running sim now! Rember you only have 5 minutes to beat Frieza before the planet explodes. Good luck.
Trunks: Got ya!
Frieza: Sorry to keep you waiting. This is the 100% power you wanted! Any last words monkey scum?
Trunks: Time has wasted! Lets end this.
(Frieza teleports and tries to uppercut Trunks in the stoma
Ino Sakrura Fart Request(While in the bathroom, Naruto unravels a scroll and tries to practice a new jutsu)
Naruto: Oh boy! This jutsu is going to open new doors for me! (Naruto does hand signs) Ninja secret art! Shrinking jutsu!
(Naruto shrinks to the size of a pen)
Naruto: Alright! (Naruto suddenly slips into the toilet) Oh no!
(Two people go into the bathroom, its Sakura and Ino)
Ino: (Stomach grumbling) Oh man! I told you we shouldm't have eaten Choji's chili special!
Sakura: It hurts so bad we couldn't even make it to the girl's bathroom! I'm going first!
(Sakura pulls her pants down and places her naked ass on the bathroom)
Naruto: What is going on?
(Sakura uncontrollably farts and poops in the toilet and Naruto gets hailed by it)
Sakura: Oh my God! (Continues farting)
Sakura: (Sighs) Thats a little better.
Naruto: (Comes up for air) Man it smells like Grandma Tsunade's underwear!
Ino: Ok its my turn now! (Ino places her naked butt on the toilet and and releases a flood of poop and
A Bloody, Stupid Miracle The day we’d cured the human condition was the day I put a bullet through my head and didn’t die. It was also the day I realized how scared I actually was of death, and after hours of muscle ache from holding that gauze against my open skull, after the wound closed and everything went back to normal, I had myself a good old-fashioned brainstorm. How ironic.
But when summer came, everything had fallen to shit. The air scorched my skin and parched my tongue every time I took a breath. The sun glared down on a rapidly-collapsing world, full of the undying bastard children of cruelty and misfortune. What was one to do when their cells regenerated faster than they decomposed?
My feet hit the pavement, now littered with jagged bits of glass to snap at my toes, thoroughly baked by the blazing ball of bitter disdain high overhead. Today was worse than yesterday. Though I’d often wondered the purpose of it anymore, I
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