Frieza's men retreat. Frieza doesn't like it when his men back out!
Double Date Request(In the restaurant, Red Lobster , Nazaru and his fiance Ty Lee entered the door)
Nazaru: I don't know why I'm doing this? I don't need to eat food and being around all these humans is...unpleasant.
Ty Lee: Oh come on. A friend of mine wanted introduce us to her new boyfriend. Besides, you may not have to eat to survive, but you could eat to be more social and draw less attention to yourself.
Nazaru: You do have a point there my dear. Very well lets find your friend and proceed with this meeting.
(Nazaru and Ty Lee sit at the table across Ty Lee's friend Rose and her date Kabuto)
Ty Lee: Rose! Its so good to see you. (Gasp) And this must be your date, Kabuto.
Kabuto: It's a pleasure to finally meet. Rose told me so much about you. And who is this next to you?
Nazaru: You may address me as Nazaru.
(Kabuto is shocked and readjusts his glasses)
Kabuto: Well this is turning out to be an eventful night.
Waitress: Hello everyone! Are you ready to eat?
Rose: I'll have scallops, catfish, and
Ty Lee Farting Request(Nazaru sits on his throne listening to his sisters' report and starts to feel drowsy)
Verona: So as you can see brother War has increased in the European region.
Aleera: And the death toll from diseases is higher than last year.
Nazaru: This news pleases me. (yawn) But I think I'll retire to my chamber and will see you tomorrow.
Verona & Aleera: Sleep well your highness.
(Nazaru walks into his bedroom and sees Ty Lee there)
Ty Lee: Hey Nazi Pooh. What brings you here?
Nazaru: I'm going to sleep.
(Nazaru goes into his bed and falls asleep)
(An hour passes and Ty Lee starts to get bored)
Ty Lee: Gee I wish there was something to do.
(Ty lee looks at Nazaru and gets an idea)
(Ty Lee takes her pants off her hips and sits on Nazaru's head)
Ty Lee: I'm sure Nazi Pooh won't mind this.
(Suddenly Ty Lee farts on Nazaru's head but doesn't wake him up because he can't smell it)
Ty Lee: (Giggles) Oh this so much fun!
(Ty Lee lets out more farts and enjoys herself for hours)
Ty Lee: (Whispers) Ok
Renamon Farting Request(Inside a small hutt, two female digimon were sleeping)
(One was a lucious fox named Renamon, the other was an exotic looking spider named Arukenimon)
(While the two were sleeping another amphibious looking girl named Ranamon was sneaking into the two digimon's room)
Ranamon: (Putting some make up on her hands) Oh I can't wait to see the look on these two sugar dumplings with this clashing makeup on their faces!
(Ranamon tires to put the makeup on Renamon's face but trips on Arukenimon's leg)
(Suddenly Renamon and Arukenimon wake up)
Renamon: Well if isn't that trouble making Ranamon.
Arukeinmon: Looks like she was trying to pull a prank on us while we slept.
Ranamon: Uh oh.
(Ramamon tries to escape but Arukenimon uses her Spider thread to capture her)
Arukenimon: Now what should we do with our mischeivous housemate?
Renamon: I have an idea!
(Renamon whispers in Arukenimon's ear)
Ranamon: Hey what's going on here?
(Renamon suddenly plants her huge furry butt o
Cassie's Butt Expansion Req.(At 10 am a beautiful girl, named Cassie, wakes up and gets out of bed)
Cassie: Oh I hate Sunday mornings. I better go find some clothes to wear.
(Cassie goes through her dresser and puts on a black bra)
Cassie: Only good thing about today is that I'll get to watch Sex and the City.
Cassie goes to the next drawer and spots some strange blue underwear)
Cassie: Hey, where the hell did these come from? Well at least they look good (puts it over her butt) and feels great for my buttocks.
(Cassie turns the tv on and watches Sex and the City)
Cassie: Wow that Samantha, is a major skank, and that burnette girl might as well be a virgin.
(Suddenly Cassie's butt grows bigger and her sweat pants start to rip)
Cassie: What going on?
(Cassie's butt keeps growing bigger and rips the pants completely and causes Chrisie to fall on her stomach)
Cassie: (Chrisie watching her Dalmation starring at her) What are you looking at slobber puss?
(Cassie tries to stand up but can't and continues to
Shonnie Flash vs Cyclops Req.(At the Xavier Institute, Professor Charles Xavier meets with his X Men to make announcement)
Professor X: Good morning students. I gathered you all here today because we have a new student! I like you to meet Shonnie Flash.
Shonnie: Whats up everybody?
Cyclops: Hello Shonnie, we're honored to have you with us.
Jean: We promise you'll get the teaching you need on developing your powers.
Professor X: Shonnie why don't you gather your luggage upstairs. You stay in Rogue & Kitty's room.
Shadowcat: Hey let me help you with that. Say why don't we go to mall after Danger Room practice.
Shonnie: Danger Room?
Rogue: Relax. (puts luggage on the bed) All you have to do is stay focus and watch your back. That'll probably let you get by for 2 minutes.
Shonnie: (Sarcastically) Ha ha.
(On the Speaker): Attention students, its now time for all new members to report to the danger room.
(Shonnie goes to the Danger Room and finds Cyclops)
Shonnie: Hey where is everybody?
Cyclops: Its just you
Weelad Robbery Request(In a dark alley, a theif named Weelad counts gold that he stole from an orphanage)
(Suddenly Weelad spots two Shadow Dwellers dragging a new batch of souls into a black hole)
Weelad: Hello, what do we have here?
(Weelad walks into the hole and discovers the Shadow Realm)
Weelad: (frighten) This wasn't such a good idea, I'm getting out of-
(Weelad trips over branch and his gold slips into a room)
Weelad: No! I worked too hard to get that loot.
(Weelad opens the door and stumbles upon a room full of treasure)
Weelad: Well pinch me and call me Duke! There's enough stuff here to buy all 3 continents!
(Suddenly Weelad hears voices outside and hides behind some treasure chest)
Ty Lee: So whats behind this door Nazi Pooh?
Nazaru: That? This is where we keep treasures from the civilizations that we've demolished. Its here where I keep my wedding gift to you.
Ty Lee: I bet its beautiful. You have to show me what it looks like!
Nazaru: In time. Now lets go pick a bedroom for you.
Nazaru's Ultimate Weapon(A portal opens and Nazaru and Ty Lee exit)
(Nazaru sits on his throne and agonizes in pain)
Nazaru: Those treacherous Order members! How dare they try to ambush me in an already unfair duel.
Ty Lee: I'm sorry you had to go through that just for me. How are you're wounds?
(Ty Lee check his shoulder and finds nothing)
Nazaru: In this domain my injuries are easily recovered. Now that you're out of harm's way, you can continue with your business on Earth.
Ty Lee: Ok Nazi Pooh, but if you run into any more trouble, come find me.
(Ty Lee walks into the portal that takes her to Toph)
Toph: Ty Lee? Where the heck did you just come from?
Ty Lee: Relax, I'll tell you on the train!
(Back in the Shadow Realm, Aleera approaches Nazaru)
Aleera: Brother, we have successfully recreated the Dark Orb as you requested.
Nazaru: Excellent! Bring it too me at once!
Aleera: There is a complication. We still don't have a metal strong enough to contain its raw power. If w
Order of Light Assault 2(A Shadow Dweller appears from a blackhole and lands near Nazaru's feet)
Shadow Dweller: Unh...my leige.
Nazaru: Not now! I'm trying to congratulate someone. Jason, it is with great pleasure that we award your service of protecting my bride! Being a creature of my word, you will have 24 hrs with your beloved mother. My sister Verona will escort you to your own time and lead you to her.
(Verona leaves with Jason)
Nazaru: Now what in the Shadow Realm is so important?
Shadow Dweller: The Order of Light had sent elite members to capture your bride and she is in their captivity as we speak.
Nazaru: (furious) And what exactly did you do...to stop this from happening?
Shadow Dweller: I merely watched. They had new light based weaponry!
Nazaru: (With a loud scream that sends the Shadow Dweller into 10 pillars) Imbecile!
(Nazaru shoots energy blasts at his minion)
Nazaru: How dare you let Ty Lee fall prey to my adversaries' hands and do nothing?
Shadow Dweller: (crawling) Please ....
Order of Light's assault 1(In the new lair of the Order of Light, the members gather to hear an announcement from their new leader)
Member: Hey so you heard about the new leader? I heard its the daughter of Amorus, Shizra.
Member#2: I pray to God its not. The lady is an exceptional leader and warrior, but she is insanely brutal!
Member#3: I once worked with her on a mission to eliminate the Shadow Dwellers possessing military leaders, and she killed a thousand of them with merely 3 other members.
(A girl in a hood walks on the stage to the stand)
(The girl takes off her hood and reveals to be a girl with black hair and blue eyes)
Shizra: My fellow brotherens of light, you all know that my father Amorus was recently murdered in the war with the Shadow Dwellers by their sovereign, Nazaru. Along with my father were death of over 10,000 other members! This action mustn't be tolerated! As your new leader, I promise you that we will avenge our fallen and do everyrhing necessary to bring Nazaru and his abomination of