Sally Fart on Sonic Request(At her home, Sally picks up the phone and makes a phone call)
Sally: Hey Sonic are you there?
Sonic: Yeah. Whats up Sally?
Sally: I'm a little lonely, can you come over right quick?
Sonic: Sure I'll be right there in 5 mins.
Sally: Ok. (Hangs up) 5 minutes? Thats a little slow for him!
(Suddenly there is knock on the door)
Sally: (Opens the door) Sonic!
Sonic: Got ya!
Sally: You joker! Come on in.
Sonic: So what do you want to do? Whatch movies, play games-
Sally: Actually I do want to play a game. Its called Surprise! But first place your head on the couch and close your eyes.
Sonic: Sure Sweety!
(Sonic places his head on the couch and closes eye, then Sally places big butt on his head)
Sally: Suprise! (Sally suddenly lets out 4 loud, gassy farts)
Sonic: Hey whats the big idea! I didn't sign up for this.
Sally: (Continues farting) Ah cheer up Sonic the hunk! I know your upset, but you'll love the game soon.
(Sally keeps farting and Sonic starts to enjoy being under Sally's butt and b
Marline Torturing Request(In her forest, Marline, the centaur, goes around fetching berries)
Marline: Ah, this so relaxing! At this rate I'll hve enough berries for the big feast.
(Suddenly when Marline tries to get the last berry she feels someone else tugging on it)
Marline: What gives? If someone is trying to get my berry, they better let go or else.
Woman: Who said that?
(Marline pulls out the berry and sees that it a woman with her 2 sisters)
Marline: Hey this my berry bush! And I don't like people picking the berries, let alone eat them.
Sister 1: You eat them, don't be greedy!
Sister 2: We'll eat whatever we want!
Woman: So why don't you trot off and get lost! (Woman spits in Marline's face)
Marline: Thats it, I tried to be nice but now its war!
(Marline uses her hind legs to kick the woman and the sisters try to tackle her)
Marline: (Pinning them down with her butt) No use struggling! Why don't you just apologize now and I'll let you go?
Woman & Sisters: Never!
Marline: Alright, you brought this on you
Princess Rose Request(Deep in an underground base in the Sound Village, Orochimaru works on another sinister expeiment)
Orochimaru: Now just a few more minutes of heating the beaker. And my formula for extending my immortality jutsu will be ready. With this I can double the time I can stay in a body. It'll come in handy when I take Sasuke's body!
(Suddenly someone knocks on the door)
Kabuto: Lord Orochimaru, I brought a new subject who might interest you!
Orochimaru: (Licks his mouth as he looks at the girl) Interesting. Tell me, what is your name?
Orochimaru: You have a unique gift. You have a kekki genkai! Do you know what that is?
(Rose shakes her head)
Orochimaru: It means that you were born with abilities that no normal ninja can do. You also have access to large storage of chakra and incredible new jutsus! I simply must have you at my side.
Rose: What do you mean?
Orochimaru: I know about your tragic loss of your family and home do to an invasion by another village. You don't h