Cassie's Butt Expansion Req.(At 10 am a beautiful girl, named Cassie, wakes up and gets out of bed)
Cassie: Oh I hate Sunday mornings. I better go find some clothes to wear.
(Cassie goes through her dresser and puts on a black bra)
Cassie: Only good thing about today is that I'll get to watch Sex and the City.
Cassie goes to the next drawer and spots some strange blue underwear)
Cassie: Hey, where the hell did these come from? Well at least they look good (puts it over her butt) and feels great for my buttocks.
(Cassie turns the tv on and watches Sex and the City)
Cassie: Wow that Samantha, is a major skank, and that burnette girl might as well be a virgin.
(Suddenly Cassie's butt grows bigger and her sweat pants start to rip)
Cassie: What going on?
(Cassie's butt keeps growing bigger and rips the pants completely and causes Chrisie to fall on her stomach)
Cassie: (Chrisie watching her Dalmation starring at her) What are you looking at slobber puss?
(Cassie tries to stand up but can't and continues to
Shonnie Flash vs Cyclops Req.(At the Xavier Institute, Professor Charles Xavier meets with his X Men to make announcement)
Professor X: Good morning students. I gathered you all here today because we have a new student! I like you to meet Shonnie Flash.
Shonnie: Whats up everybody?
Cyclops: Hello Shonnie, we're honored to have you with us.
Jean: We promise you'll get the teaching you need on developing your powers.
Professor X: Shonnie why don't you gather your luggage upstairs. You stay in Rogue & Kitty's room.
Shadowcat: Hey let me help you with that. Say why don't we go to mall after Danger Room practice.
Shonnie: Danger Room?
Rogue: Relax. (puts luggage on the bed) All you have to do is stay focus and watch your back. That'll probably let you get by for 2 minutes.
Shonnie: (Sarcastically) Ha ha.
(On the Speaker): Attention students, its now time for all new members to report to the danger room.
(Shonnie goes to the Danger Room and finds Cyclops)
Shonnie: Hey where is everybody?
Cyclops: Its just you
Weelad Robbery Request(In a dark alley, a theif named Weelad counts gold that he stole from an orphanage)
(Suddenly Weelad spots two Shadow Dwellers dragging a new batch of souls into a black hole)
Weelad: Hello, what do we have here?
(Weelad walks into the hole and discovers the Shadow Realm)
Weelad: (frighten) This wasn't such a good idea, I'm getting out of-
(Weelad trips over branch and his gold slips into a room)
Weelad: No! I worked too hard to get that loot.
(Weelad opens the door and stumbles upon a room full of treasure)
Weelad: Well pinch me and call me Duke! There's enough stuff here to buy all 3 continents!
(Suddenly Weelad hears voices outside and hides behind some treasure chest)
Ty Lee: So whats behind this door Nazi Pooh?
Nazaru: That? This is where we keep treasures from the civilizations that we've demolished. Its here where I keep my wedding gift to you.
Ty Lee: I bet its beautiful. You have to show me what it looks like!
Nazaru: In time. Now lets go pick a bedroom for you.
Nazaru's Ultimate Weapon(A portal opens and Nazaru and Ty Lee exit)
(Nazaru sits on his throne and agonizes in pain)
Nazaru: Those treacherous Order members! How dare they try to ambush me in an already unfair duel.
Ty Lee: I'm sorry you had to go through that just for me. How are you're wounds?
(Ty Lee check his shoulder and finds nothing)
Nazaru: In this domain my injuries are easily recovered. Now that you're out of harm's way, you can continue with your business on Earth.
Ty Lee: Ok Nazi Pooh, but if you run into any more trouble, come find me.
(Ty Lee walks into the portal that takes her to Toph)
Toph: Ty Lee? Where the heck did you just come from?
Ty Lee: Relax, I'll tell you on the train!
(Back in the Shadow Realm, Aleera approaches Nazaru)
Aleera: Brother, we have successfully recreated the Dark Orb as you requested.
Nazaru: Excellent! Bring it too me at once!
Aleera: There is a complication. We still don't have a metal strong enough to contain its raw power. If w
Order of Light Assault 2(A Shadow Dweller appears from a blackhole and lands near Nazaru's feet)
Shadow Dweller: Unh...my leige.
Nazaru: Not now! I'm trying to congratulate someone. Jason, it is with great pleasure that we award your service of protecting my bride! Being a creature of my word, you will have 24 hrs with your beloved mother. My sister Verona will escort you to your own time and lead you to her.
(Verona leaves with Jason)
Nazaru: Now what in the Shadow Realm is so important?
Shadow Dweller: The Order of Light had sent elite members to capture your bride and she is in their captivity as we speak.
Nazaru: (furious) And what exactly did you do...to stop this from happening?
Shadow Dweller: I merely watched. They had new light based weaponry!
Nazaru: (With a loud scream that sends the Shadow Dweller into 10 pillars) Imbecile!
(Nazaru shoots energy blasts at his minion)
Nazaru: How dare you let Ty Lee fall prey to my adversaries' hands and do nothing?
Shadow Dweller: (crawling) Please ....
Order of Light's assault 1(In the new lair of the Order of Light, the members gather to hear an announcement from their new leader)
Member: Hey so you heard about the new leader? I heard its the daughter of Amorus, Shizra.
Member#2: I pray to God its not. The lady is an exceptional leader and warrior, but she is insanely brutal!
Member#3: I once worked with her on a mission to eliminate the Shadow Dwellers possessing military leaders, and she killed a thousand of them with merely 3 other members.
(A girl in a hood walks on the stage to the stand)
(The girl takes off her hood and reveals to be a girl with black hair and blue eyes)
Shizra: My fellow brotherens of light, you all know that my father Amorus was recently murdered in the war with the Shadow Dwellers by their sovereign, Nazaru. Along with my father were death of over 10,000 other members! This action mustn't be tolerated! As your new leader, I promise you that we will avenge our fallen and do everyrhing necessary to bring Nazaru and his abomination of
Nazaru's Dilema(Nazaru sits on his throne in the Shadow Realm, sharpening his Shadow Sword when a Shadow Dweller approaches him)
A Rank Shadow Dweller: My king, I have news involving your marriage with the human girl!
Nazaru: Speak my minion! What is this urgent report?
Shadow Dweller: I did research on marriage and learned it is a *holy* union between humans. Being evil incarnated my leige you can't marry the girl called Ty Lee!
Nazaru: (Nazaru lets out a huge roar) Curses! I'm so close to triumph, I can't let Ty Lee slip from my indestructible, gold claws. I must find a way for me to be acceptable for marriage.
Shadow Dweller: You could manipulate one of the religious leader into letting you marry the girl.
Nazaru: Hypnotic suggestion would serve me well. But I can't do it. If I did, God would surely unleash his wrath upon me! Since this was your idea you will deal with this matter.
Shadow Dweller: I'm honored to receive this task my master.
(The Shadow Dweller tele
That 80s Movie Scene 1(Red Forman grabs a beer and some snacks while wearing a Packer's jersey)
Red Forman: Today's the big day!
(Hyde sits next to Red on the couch with Donna)
Red Forman: Today is the first day of the Packer's season! And its against the Dolphins! (laughs) They'll get their asses kicked!
Donna: Well its great to see the game with a good start.
Hyde: Yeah, but why do we have to be here?
Red Forman: Because I told you to come watch with me, Mr. Smartmouth! Besides Kitty making pie and Eric is at the theater.
(Red turns on to the sports channel)
Red Forman: This is great I betted $300 that the Packers are going to win this game. There is no way they can-
Announcer: We interrupt this game for an important message! Due to harsh weather conditions, the game will be cancelled.
Red Forman: What?!!!
Announcer: Instead, to celebrate the 3rd Star Wars movie release, we will be showing a 6 hr marathon of Star Wars 4-5.
Hyde: Whelp, I guess if there is no game then I'm out of here.
Donna: Wait up Hyde!