Fox Farting Request(While training in a forest, the female ninja, fox, practiced on her Shuriken)
Fox: (Throwing her shuriken at at a target on a tree) Bullseye! My aim is impecable!
(Fox watch suddenly beeps)
Fox: Oh time for my lunch break.
(Fox leaves the woods and goes into the market to buy some food)
Panda: Hello Fox, I have a special on rice balls today. The average sale price is 30 yen! But for an old friend I will sell to you a whole bag's worth for only 10 yen!
Fox: Well with a deal like that, how can I say no!
(Fox buys the rice balls and goes home)
Fox: Oh boy I forgot how great rice balls tasted!
(Fox quickly devours all the rice balls and feels a rumble in her stomach)
Fox: Oh no I just remembered, I'm allergic to rice balls!
(Fox suddenly farts so hard that she breaks her chair in half)
Fox: Ouch. At least its- (Fox farts again and crashes into her living room)
Fox: This isn't going to be good.
(Fox keeps farting and bumps into things in her house)
Fox: Here comes the big bomb!
(Fox lets o
Blackarachnia Farting Request(In a secret Decepticon base on the planet Cybertron, Blackarachnia reviews some files)
(A ring is heard)
Blackarachnia: Come in!
(Flipside comes in)
Flipside: You wanted to see me ms?
Blackarachnia: Yes, I've been reviewing your file and recently you failed 4 missions. 2 energon retrieval failures, and 2 failed attempts at assainating Optimus Prime! Lucky for you, Megatron doesn't know about this or you would be busy having your lower torso shot off by his fusion cannon!
Flipside: So this is bad?
Blackarachnia: For the higher up decepticons, this would be nothing. But you're low status means that you could be put offline!
Flipside: Please. I want to remain a decepticon! (Kisses Blackarachnia's leg) I'll do anything!
Blackarachnia: Anything? (Gets a lustful smirk)
(Blackarachnia turns around)
Blackarachnia: You see this? (Points to her big butt) I want you to kiss it!
(Flipside starts to kiss her ass and Blackarachnia begins to have an orgasm)
Blackarachnia: Lower. Lower
Sally Fart on Sonic Request(At her home, Sally picks up the phone and makes a phone call)
Sally: Hey Sonic are you there?
Sonic: Yeah. Whats up Sally?
Sally: I'm a little lonely, can you come over right quick?
Sonic: Sure I'll be right there in 5 mins.
Sally: Ok. (Hangs up) 5 minutes? Thats a little slow for him!
(Suddenly there is knock on the door)
Sally: (Opens the door) Sonic!
Sonic: Got ya!
Sally: You joker! Come on in.
Sonic: So what do you want to do? Whatch movies, play games-
Sally: Actually I do want to play a game. Its called Surprise! But first place your head on the couch and close your eyes.
Sonic: Sure Sweety!
(Sonic places his head on the couch and closes eye, then Sally places big butt on his head)
Sally: Suprise! (Sally suddenly lets out 4 loud, gassy farts)
Sonic: Hey whats the big idea! I didn't sign up for this.
Sally: (Continues farting) Ah cheer up Sonic the hunk! I know your upset, but you'll love the game soon.
(Sally keeps farting and Sonic starts to enjoy being under Sally's butt and b